Ah my heart bleeds for you, 11 days off !!!
At least you have a job so stop moaning. There are at least 400,000 people who would like to be in your place.
Yes you should be ashamed ....

I can't hear you over the sound of my gold watch.

OK, I sort of knew that was coming. And I am fortunate. It doesn't make it any less annoying though.

Oh, and the 11 days included Good Friday, two weekends and two bank holidays. So really it was only four (working) days off.

I won't be able to watch the CL final because I will be on a conference that day.

Just record and watch it afterwards. I won't spoil your fun by telling you Barca won 2-0 with all of their players diving and Rooney getting sent off.

I don't have the... technical facilities to record it, but hopefully I will be able to obtain it from somewhere in the internet.

Your outcome seems very likely and I could live with that, to be honest.

I'll miss it because I'll be at a wedding. To be honest I'm very meh about not seeing it. Both clubs disgust me.

I'll also be missing it because I will be watching or doing something else.

...Shiftwork, and the way it's disabled any ability I once had for knowing exactly what day/date/time it actually is. My body is never quite sure whether it's hungry or not so my appetite is way down, and I'm constantly in a tired haze. Bank Holiday was a nightmare - Call after call after call, started at 7.30am that day after coming off 00.00 - 8am shifts





On the plus side though I am losing weight. And I do still perversly love the job.

Good to hear Woody!

When will you know whether they'll keep you on a more permanent basis?

Well I've been 'live' for about a month now and we were told that after 3 the company generally look to take you on permenantly, I've not asked anyone about going permenant yet though as I've not even had my review yet so will wait untill that happens.

I bought Medal of Honor Limited Edition yesturday for the 360, I played it for about an hour yesturday evening and about 2 hours today and it's finished. I had it on the hardest level and still finished it inside 3 hours, that includes pausing it for fag breaks. I feel robbed. I've played online flash game for longer than that for free.

You should have brought Sonic

...transfers, contract negotiations and Bosman's.

A therapeutic "Rrrrrrrooooooaaaaaarrrrrr, fucking hell" is in order.

Oh dear. Season over. Already we have lost both the Emirates and Eusebio cups, our two best chances of winning anything season. When will this be over?

May