Da management have made an executive decision to close the Old Caption Competition thread as it's size, at nearly 300 pages, is taking up a large slice of the database.

So here we are a New Caption Competition thread - very different to the Old Caption Competition thread in so many ways but will probably end up exactly the same.

Anyway - without further ado - picture numero uno:



Make me laugh!

McCartney regretted telling Yoko that chinese new years was a load of bollocks!



oh and happy chinese new year everybody


oh and mods, anychance we can see who won the most titles in the last caption competition? for those *eh hem* lesser members it was their favourite part of the forum

Thats a top top idea, but only if its totted up from Fri Jun 29, 2007 onwards.

i think you'll find i won that thing like 7003 times.

You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby, right round round round

Nah mate, seriously, pull the other one.

Andrei Arshavin trying hard to get rid of Daniel Latcher.

A major Western sport received an unexpected new look today as China fell foul of some shoddy translation. 'Boss'ball is not expected to gain many fans once the Health and Safety crew latch on, however.

C'mon, just shake the last drip off

The hammer throw was one of the less popular events in the tag-team olympics.

Rare footage finally reveals why the hell Wenger signed Inamoto, it was that or death by hammer throw

Hey, my pic was still running

(I'm not sulking or anything)

Matt tried to stop him... but it was too late... one 'ding dong' later and the ladyboy had Nick by the bollocks!

Bondy caught up with the deleter of the old thread

nice one. You are forgetting one thing though. I believe the deleter was BB and I would never be that angry.